An actual conversation that took place between Leila and Anna, MadHATTERs' Managing Editor:
Anna: Can we just not even talk about Bitcoin this week please.
Leila: Not even the $5 fake wallet that reached number 3 in the app store?
Anna: Please no.
Leila: What about a fictional browser extension that replaces the word Bitcoin with Gnome Dollars?
Anna: I don't think that's a thing but someone should go make that…
Leila: Come on… everybody loves a bit of Bitcoin.
Anna: Yeah, if they have some.
Leila: And when they don't.
Anna: We've already had to enforce Bitcoin-free time out periods in the office Leila, the situation is getting desperate.
Leila: What about the scheme that donates your computer power to mining crypto to raise funds for bailing people out of pre-trial detention?
Anna: You're getting radical on me now Leila, but anything that doesn't talk about the Gnome Dollar price, I'm okay with.
Leila: I don't think much of your Initial Cynicism Offering, Anna.
Anna: Stop. Can we do some news please.